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Props to KJVO’ers in Michigan

Well the picture says it all doesn’t it?  greekheaderAccording to the Grace Baptist College website:

Greek study has been and will continue to be the downfall of Protestant Fundamentalism

Other colleges such as West Coast Baptist College which states to believe that the KJV is also the perfect preserved version for English people as well as the entire Sword of the Lord crowd won’t go that far, but it’s the next necessary step to take if you are going to take a “perfectly-preserved-English-version” position.  How could it be ‘perfectly translated’ unless it was a work of inspiration by the Holy Spirit to ensure it to be perfect?  Has man done anything other than the original manuscripts as perfectly?  Nobody in their right mind would dare presume that.  Yet the good folks at Grace Baptist College take it that far and the other KJVOnlyists don’t have the guts to take that next logically necessary step into utter lunacy. So props go out to the administration at Grace.  Congratulations on following your craziness to its ultimate outcome.

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The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism

  1. CatechismQ: What is the chief end of each individual Christian?
    A: Each individual Christian’s chief end is to get saved. This is the first and great commandment.
  2. Q: And what is the second great commandment?
    A: The second, which is like unto it, is to get as many others saved as he can.
  3. Q: What one work is required of thee for thy salvation?
    A: It is required of me for my salvation that I make a Decision for Christ, which meaneth to accept Him into my heart to be my personal lord and saviour
  4. Q: At what time must thou perform this work?
    A: I must perform this work at such time as I have reached the Age of Accountability.
  5. Q: At what time wilt thou have reached this Age?
    A: That is a trick question. In order to determine this time, my mind must needs be sharper than any two-edged sword, able to pierce even to the division of bone and marrow; for, alas, the Age of Accountability is different for each individual, and is thus unknowable.
  6. Q: By what means is a Decision for Christ made?
    A: A Decision for Christ is made, not according to His own purpose and grace which was given to me in Christ Jesus before the world began, but according to the exercise of my own Free Will in saying the Sinner’s Prayer in my own words.
  7. Q: If it be true then that man is responsible for this Decision, how then can God be sovereign?
    A: He cannot be. God sovereignly chose not to be sovereign, and is therefore dependent upon me to come to Him for salvation. He standeth outside the door of my heart, forlornly knocking, until such time as I Decide to let Him in.

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Sad But True Cartoon

This is sadly the attitude of many Christians.  Either by intent or laziness.  Contrast it with

The brethren immediately sent Paul and Silas away by night to Berea, and when they arrived, they went into the synagogue of the Jews.  Now these were more noble-minded than those in Thessalonica, for they received the word with great eagerness, examining the Scriptures daily to see whether these things were so.
Acts 17:10-11

Non Berean

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Trick or Treat

Yes, I’m entering into the Halloween controversy with the inclusion of my favorite internet comedians Rhett and Link.

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The Porpoise Driven Life

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